How to become a famous politician in 7 days

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

1. Give strong, heated and hatred filled speeches which support the local language language(preferably marathi) and tell the every other language and state is crap
2. Ask your local goons to destroy all public property they can see
3. Break bones of people who do not speak the local language (read marathi) and also students who come to your state to give any exam
4. Challenge police that "tumhare baap ki aukaat hai to arrest karke dikhao" and then gracefully get arrested
5. Distribute newspapers and pamphlets on how much good work you did for your local people
6. When you get arrested ask your goons to break more public property
7. Congrats, you are a famous politician now (eligible to rule maharashtra)

The Furobiker

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