You must be wondering whose number is this? Obviously not of the hottest gal in Delhi.. This is the number which shows up on my mobile atleast 4 times a day! And whenever i pick it up... "om jai jagdeesh hare" genre to " billo raaniiiii" are playing on it (according to the time of the day) ..
Please press 1 to make it your caller tune.. 2 to hear another song .. 3 to f*ck that bas*ard who fed your number to our system!!

And not only in daytime.. these guys call me in the night time also.. You wake up at 3 in the night and see 3-4 missed calls from a number.. only to call back and hear.. " ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaaaaaajjjaaaaaaaaaa"!!!!

Then i used my brains once ( i have them damned! and i have bigger brains than Rakhi sawant for sure!) I saved that number as do not answer.. and i did not answer their call for 5-6 days B-)
But ..!! then suddenly yday night a call came from different number (which looked like just another fone number) " kabhi kabhi aditi tere peeche bhaage to papi le lena tu . or whatever was the song!

Damn! these people are just too irritating! What prompted me to write this post? I just got another call from some new number " but pappu cant dance saala"
!@##%$#%^^&

Sala pappu ko naachna nahi aata .. to main kyu du 30Rs per month!!!