Main aur meri tanhayee...

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain.
Yun hota toh aisa hota.
Yun hota toh waisa hota.
Is baat pe kitna hanste.
Us baat pe hairan hote.
Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain

Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain.
1 Rs mein 40 dollar hote toh aisa hota.
1 Rs mein 40 dollar hote toh waisa hota.
Hum firangiyon pe kitna hanste.
Outsourcing ki baaton pe hairan hote.
Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain

Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain.
Firangi mere liye reports banate toh aisa hota.
Main bar bar correction karne ko bhejta toh waisa hota.
Hum unke doubts pe kitna hanste.
Unki deadlines badane ki maang pe hairan hote.
Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain

Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain.
Main amreeka jata toh aisa hota.
Sab aage peeche ghoomte toh waisa hota.
Hum foreign poverty dekhne jate
Waha kissi ke pass gaadi dekhke hairan hote.
Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain

Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain.
Koi firangi hindi accent bana ke saman bechta toh aisa hota.
fone uthate hi namaskharam kehta toh waisa hota. (namaskharam ko zara feel se padiyega)
Hum firangiyon pe kitna hanste.
Outsourcing ki baaton pe hairan hote.
Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain

Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain.
1 Rs mein 40 dollar hote toh aisa hota.
1 Rs mein 40 dollar hote toh waisa hota.
Hum firangiyon pe kitna hanste.
Outsourcing ki baaton pe hairan hote.
Main aur meri tanhayee aksar yeh baatein karte hain

I dont have energy to write a translated version for this... if anyone of you can do it for me then many many thanx..
Main aur meri tanhayee.....

Doctors tag

Monday, November 26, 2007

The famous five tag.. was passed me by doctor
Although i have loads of work on my desk .. but still would like to complete this tag..Last night there was an earthquake in Delhi.. n i dreamt of doctor roaring with an injection in her hand for not completing her tag.. here it goes

anyways it seems if some gal only started this tag .. hw can i guess.. just look at the IQ levels of the questions asked :D neways read on..

Interesting question.. why would someone want to know wats in my room..
  1. It has a prehistoric age computer(i kept it for vintage collection but only the junkyard people will take it now )
  2. My bed.. its a floor bed so that i dont fall from the bed while sleeping :(
  3. Novels novels and more novels.. and a lot of books.. hang on .. dont think i kept them for reading... show off u see if someone enters my room :D
  4. Lots of clothes.. a total mess.. well u see .. i like to keep everything at a handy distance in my room
  5. well thr were many good good n nice nice things in my hostel rooms.. but things have changed since i came home :(
huh.. pucca some girl started this tag.. uske bag mein mere bag se zada saman kaise.. huh.. i dont have a bag dude.. thr is just one bag which i take to office.. it has food.. papers, idiotic more papers.. n some - no many electronic gadgets..

1) this ones cool.. first of all it has lots of credit cards, debit cards, atm cards et al...
2) then i have lots of business cards in it.. all having my name :D .. i like to distribute it to people.. everyone near my home be it my dhobi .. sabjiwala.. guard, plumber, electrician, pados wali aunty and unka doggy .. everyone has got tht :D
3) a real stupid foto of mine.. showing all my teeth... looks real idiotic so if anone finds my wallet anywhere he will surely bring it back seeing my idiotic face in tht :D
4) some cash.. for the dumb places which dont have an option to use cards.. huh
5) some "barkat coins" which you get at vaishno devi .. they have been always in my wallet since ages

phew.. tag done.. stop the earthquakes doc.. :)
anyone who wanna do this tag is welcome to take this up ..:)


Friday, November 23, 2007

Life.. damn life... so unpredictable.. someone has rightly said.. "well this is fuckin life.. it screws you right there when you think you have jus figured it out.. "

kiddos tag

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Chalo bhai.. lets get to work.. gotta finish tags in chronological order in which they were passed on to me.. first in this series is kiddo's tag

I've been tagged to express about the three requisites,that I shall never ever let go off.

Well requisites is something you cant live without..lemme think..

Moral fiber- It was a concept given in the movie Girl next door..
"Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world.You risk it all, you put it in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help it isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."

For the not so literate people like me.. i would just sum it up as .. "You got a dream... You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period. "

My Cell fones- My folks call me a telephone operator these days.. :-s both of them are ringing n ringing n ringing all the time..

Passion for speed- This is one thing i let go yesterday night.. i saw a guy crushed by a bus.. he died on the spot.. God knows how i drived back with trembling hands holding the steering

Anyone who wanna take the tag n do it.. specially the new kids on the bloggers bay :)

tag tag tagging

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

i know i have been tagged by many of you, but i came to my office after a week, so obviously i have a lot of things to analyze.. if you don't know i am a business research analyst..don't ask me what does that mean because i am also very much confused what it means.. inspite of me working here from past 5 months :D
all of you who have tagged me please send me the link of the post in which you all have tagged me in the shouting box provided on the right hand side.. n yeah you all can shout abuse do whatever in that box :D
Life has been cool otherwise.. i have been deciding from the past few days to get up early and do something about my one-big-family-pack-ab, but well.. winters make me too lazy .. n guess what ..i now only realized the more fat gets accumulated on ur waist.. the more n more hungry you feel all the time :)))
did anyone hear that i have been nominated for nobel peace prize.. i have made one of the most lazy human being on this planet start a blog.. she writes here click here
n yeah many people asking about cat examination center washroom thing.. the point is they never built that college with the thought that cat people will make it an examination center.. so obviously guys were using the only washrooms available in the college.. and half of the line was in anticipation to see how does it look like .!
n well if you are someone whos got some fokat time do have a look at this click here
cyao for now

cat-cat cat

Monday, November 19, 2007

Hey all i am back to bug you all... dont ask abt cat.. it was as usual CATastrophe ....
Rest it was fun.. i was on a week's holiday from office.. it was good sitting at home n just eating n sleeping.. n yeah studying also :D
but well it has its negative effects also.. my supposedly six-pack-abs have transformed into a one-big-family-pack-ab :(
I din check my score for cat to avoid any mental tensions.. to me n my folks... by the way they are already glued to tv from the past 1 week.. watching any n every crap that tv channels show relating to cat.. and expecting that on any channel some expert should say .. "hello viewers this is the new year 2007 bonanza from IIM's , all the students who sat for cat this year have been granted admission, and they can also bring along their younger elder kins, padosi, rishtedar n all for admissions" huh
I talked to few friends after cat.. why is everyone creating such a fuss about it.. its okay.. it was just another exam.. if you cleared it.. great .. if not.. then doesn't matter.. why do people care about it soo much that they are dying for it.. i mean why do people need mba after all..? is their no life without it.. you can learn from experience working that they will teach you at b schools in 2 years.. well thats an endless debate..
My center was in a girls college.. all hopes were shattered when i reached their and realized the day was sunday :( and only people appearing in exams were present there.. n yea washrooms are a major problem if the exam center is in a all gals college.. huh
Will take sometime to get back in routine.. n will post more in this week.. tab tak ke liye bye bye

anyone wants to check his/her cat solutions click here


Monday, November 05, 2007

hello everyone.. i am back to bug you all again...
Festive time is back.. yippie.. ab hum naye naye kapde khareedenge aur ghar ki safai bhi karenge :D
i love this festive season.. specially diwali season.. when everyone is going to each others home to wish diwali and give some nice gifts.Its a nice scene, i just cant wait for the guests to go.. as soon as they step out.. i am the first one to rush and tear open the packs.. :D.. but to my dismay.. its always the same.. sweets, dry fruits, kitchen things,, u know cup plates and all.. and sometimes someone gives some nice thing to put up the the living room.. huh.. no one ever cares about me.. or gets anything for me.. :(
n yeah as soon as my parents come back inside the home after seeing off the guests .. i am dead... mom would always scold me.. "what if they gave the wrong packet and come back to take it.. they would think you are so greedy kid.." cant help m like that only :D .. but yeah.. now i start the stopwatch for 5 mins as soon as the guests leave.. 5 mins is the timeout for reclaiming your gifts :D
Life is fine otherwise.. i have driven 250kms in past 2 days.. acting as a driver to my folks who went to relatives places..neways i think i am spending half of my life in car only.. on weekends i am driving to some nice places around delhi(stressbusters u know) and on weekdays going n coming from office.. all in all. in past 30 days i have travelled 4000+kms, on an average more than 130kms per day :O !!!!
Life has become pretty boring n monotonous these days.. get up in the morning, go to office, work , come back n sleep..Not much of entertainment these days except weekends.. i watched laga chunri mein daag.. what the hell was that.. same crap story.. poverty struck rani goes and becomes a prosti.. a guy falls for her and accepts her as it is.. then she becomes a rich nice gal... the end..huh
found a nice puzzle.. click here.. simple common sense and presence of mind thing
i couldnt solve coz i dont have either
or u cn play games also click here