Tuesday, October 16, 2007

wah wah..

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"The world lies in the hands of those who have the courage to dream and who take the risk of living out their dreams - each according to his or her own talent.(The Valkyries)"

What does that mean? dont ask me.. ask paul cohelo.. he wrote it.. why the hell i wrote it here.. i still dont know.. its just that i wrote it to remind myself that if i didnt crack CAT this time my mom will kick me out of the home and i have to live in the kennel outside..what the hell.. there is no kennel outside my home.. fuck.. there is not even a dog.. Maybe she fooled me again... :(

Ever pondered that how our parents are luring and forcing us into things..i started remembering..
When i was in 8th standard
mom: "cmon beta just 2 years.. if you get science after 10th.. life will be settled.. life is so cool after u get science stream"somehow i managed to get a decent percentage and got science stream..
11th standard
mom"cmon beta just 2 years.. if you crack iitjee after 12th.. life will be settled.. life is si cool after you get into a premier insti"somehow i managed to crack it and got into student bashing, monsterous Mechanical department..
1st year of college
mom"cmon beta just 4 years..just get decent grades and u will get a nice job..life will be settled after u get decent job.." i din listen this time.. screwed up my grads and grades bigtime yet somehow got one of the best jobs.. :)
1st day of job
mom"cmon beta just few months .. crack the cat.. last time u couldnt get ner it..life will be settled after you get into a premier b skool".. phew..

So this is the story of every poor kid like me.. who hasnt enjoyed anything in life except books n beer.. :D
but anyways cant help.. so i have started saving money into an account for a nice kennel..

On the last post many people liked the retirement savings thingy.. thank ya all..hope you have all started that retirement saving thing.. otherwise buddhe hoke bore ho jaoge...

And ya.. if u have a nice hard disk in your head which is more than 1 Mb you must remember i mentioned about a site which my friends built..
its called www.Fattebaz.com
Its a nice wiki type of site.. but basically related to college life, education and all.. so that students and would be students and people in search of any technical kind of knowledge dont have to dig on vast databases for information .. instead can just go to this site and help themselves.. also if you are a learned person do go and contribute atleast one article about your career, college or some information which you can add.. www.fattebaz.com

I am helping them make people aware about their Edu Wiki.. so it would be helpful if you all also write a line or two about the site on your blogs..and if possible contribute some info also on theor site..

Cool.. i look like a vodafone doggy now.. doing ads here.. but never mind.. dosti ke liye itna to karna hi padta hai.. otherwise all those guys n my mom are planning to get a kennel for me :((

Cyao as of now.. n yeah.. work load is a bit fine.. now i meet my family atleast twice a week :D

26 comments:

Pri said...

lol!!! u said it!
parents always try to disillusion us by saying "life wil be fine after..." but the truth is---its a rat race and it never ends...:-/
My mom did tht too while in school...thn i stopped believing her and she gave up...heehee

Ashy said...

i cudnt stop my laughing on reading this wonderful hillarious post. Mommies know how to get the best out of the kids by whatever means they can.

Isnt it ? and we do listen to them willingly or not.

Madhavi said...

LOLOL....
Abhi main to has has k chair se gir padi yaar...kya yaar hw do u do it..tere post padh k energy vitaliser ki tarah jadu chalta hai..believe me i ws half sleepin before i logged on..could hve dozed off ne moment par readng ur post....:D
Haan haan totally second Mummyyyy...hamari maa wah wah as u said it...sme case al d way if u listen to her more thn 12 yrs at the max 15 of ur age ur abnormal...hum jaise shaitaan bache hain future of India..haha...n vodafone wala kutta is so cute so i guess tm b kafi cute lagoge na..red n white hehe :)
Relly enjoyed myslf

Asha said...

We all r wid u swtu..

we all sailed in d same boat...still r...n i thnk will continue to do d same....

gharwalon k expectaion padhai se jab khatam ho jane hain..tab yeh expecttion shuru honi hai ki beti acha sa munda dhund lagegi...[unko kaise bataun aaj kal "seedhe munde" milna kina mushkil ho gaya hai
:(

:D

*book*

akanksha said...

that was hilarious..we all have gone through this at some point of life or the other..and 'just the last two years of stdy' seem to be eternity...good one indeed.
U made me remember how my mom used to run after me with books..but alas i didnt have the combo offer as u...the beer was missing...and its still gumshuda...

akanksha said...

Btw vodafone vala doggy is too cuute...wt abt u? And he has a bigger kennel too...so wid tht amt u're saving..i guess u'll manage it.
Btw better stdy for cat!

FireWhisky said...

i agree wid the "wt happens 2 d kid" section... mere saath bhi yahi ho raha hai... [:(]

Abhishek Khanna said...

@pri
yeah.. its a looong rat race.. pata nahi kab tak chalegi :((

@ashy
yeah ashy... we do fall for watever they say.. we dont even have a doggy and she said she would send me to kennel if i dont crack cat.. she fooled me again :(

@maddy
aaila.. gir padi? :O chot to nahi lagi ? i look much cuter than vodafone walla doggy

@asha ji
seedhe muna.. main hun na :D

@akanksha
:O :x i look more cute than the vodafone doggy :x

@fire-whiskey
hic..oh... sad enuf.. main samajh sakta hun .. :(

Arun Tangri said...

hehe... sarcasm hasn't left it's good old style (cmon beta just 2 years)

congo for your 100 posts... gud going jawan

Madhavi said...

Haan haan tu hai to cutest stud :) hai na hai na :P arey haan yaar lagi to nahi par cheeks pe bada sa gadha hogya ab main kya karoon girne k sath zor se has rhi thi na isliye bade bade dimples hehe :)
aur tere tandoori chicken roast b khatam hua ki nahi..coffee bani kya uski ya abhi itz grilling on..chillax re abhi hafte mein 2 times nt bad dheere dheere 4 fir 5 hi sahi ho jayega :)
Tkcr buds..
Mads

Blog Boy said...

dude,,,,,
Life is like that.....
All d best for your CAT walk....

annie said...

Bell the CAT!!

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^*^Clouds^*^ said...

I certainly agree - Mums and Dads are very intelligent..luring us everytime into studying.. :D..
So,vodafone doggy,got the kennel yet? :P

BTW,you asked me how I understood you are mad..your posts..they reflect your eternal madness! :P

^*^Clouds^*^ said...

Should I link your blog to mine?

Abhishek Khanna said...

@arun bhayya
Thanx a lot ji.. aapne blogging band kar di kya?

@maddy
mad mad madddyyyy :P

@blog boy
Thanx :)

@annie
Yes boss

@clouds
Ya sure .. u can.. isme poochne ki kya baat hai? :)

Madhavi said...

oye abhi kya re zyada pyaar baras rha hai ajkal gud gud im luvng it :P

^*^Clouds^*^ said...

I'll get over my negativity..Trying to..just need some help :)

Red Soul said...

loll so funny and so true.

Karthik B.S. said...

zindagi tho aise hee hai! :)

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^*^Clouds^*^ said...

Felt that you're an extremely person mad like me..isliye maddy abhishek..

BTW,you're an arian???!!!!

I'm afraid of arians :(

Adi !!! said...

well said...very true...

ekdum 16 aane sach

Madhavi said...

Wel clouds..mez nt an arien bt am a LEO...n wel main to bhae madness personified hoon..doesnt my name suggest so.. MAD HAV I.. [:P]

Drama Div@ said...

Some things are just meant to be with or without your mom's intervention. Period.

 

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