Friday, October 12, 2007

ting ting ting.. attention please...

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Cheers..!!
When i opened blogger today i realised that this is my 100th post.. so thought thoda celebration ho jaye...i just remembered the Mika-Rakhee kiss famed singers song.. "e ganpat chal daru la" so thought this would be the best pic for the occasion :)

Life has been cool otherwise.. inspite of living in the same home i havnt really met my family for almost a week.. when i leave for office they are sleeping and when i come back they are sleeping again.. :O very lazy folks.. so eventually we talk on fone these days.. n when after a week i met them ..finally.. then dramatically my mom says.." tu kitna bada ho gaya hai re.. kitna chota sa baccha tha jab pichli baari dekha tha" n i said " haan ma.. ajkal bacche bahut jaldi badte hain "
U remember that hansika.. which featured with doggie style famous singer.. han han wahi.. when people asked her hw come she is looking around in 20s when she is actually 16.. she said.. the websites on which u read my age 16 arnt updated.. they are old one.. :O .. huh sachmuch bacche bahut jaldi bade ho jate hain .. unke liye ek saal mein sirf 4 mahine hi hote hain ...

had talk with some old school friends few days bak. they were coming up with some web portal.. and gave me responsibility of publicizing it on the bloggers bay.. abeee.. do i look like a chalta firta sign board..or do i look like vodafone doggy.. neways will write my next post about that.. huh

after many days i decided to check out my personal mail ids.. oh my god.. These spammers will kill someone someday... all my yahoomail was full with people selling cheap software below market prices.. and my gmail was full with people selling viagra.. n how to be better than other men.. n rest were forwarded mails.. at the end of which its always written " if you dont forward this mail, your cat will run away with ur neighbors dog.. and if you delete this mail.. then your cat will run away with the dog of the gal on whom you had crush and she ran away with your best friend" i had 470+ forwarded msgs in 1 week.. i kept them in a folder in my mailbox.. named retirement savings.. after i become 60 and the company will kick me out gracefully with depositing lots of money in my account so that i dont have to work .. then i will read all those forwarded mails...

anyways.. i am feeling hungry.. so i just took handful of chips from the packet which my neighbour left on his seat( chor mat kaho mujhe, udhar lia hai chuka doonga) and the ketchup packet .. which i "got" from Mc D.. and eating chips wid sauce :)

Well before i forget.. thanx a lot everyone for bearing my crap for almost 3 years and 100 posts.. actually it was 101 posts but i deleted one post in which i whole heartedly thanked a teacher of mine who flunked me in first year.. but had to delete it coz someone said he will teach us again something in 2nd year.. :(

Cheers.. hic...

29 comments:

Pri said...

heehee hope tht teacher dint get about reading ur post before u deleted it :p
and heyy congratulations on ur 100th post!!
its fun reading u...
keep blogging!:)

Blog Boy said...

Congrats... and best wishes for your 100th post...love to see many more hundreds......

" Aaj kal Bacche jaldi bade ho jaate hai.." True as Indians want to be westerns but not Indians..
hehe....

KP said...

I hope u made it through second time..if not she knows ur blog..lol
congrats on ur 100 post......

Sourish said...

congs buddy[:p]

100 posts is a big milestone :P
lol retirement savings :P
main toh bina padhe hi uda deta hoon :o

ab main bhi rakhoonga..

akanksha said...

Congrats for the century!!!!!
Retirement savings is a good idea...lol.u mind if i use it too????
I am in all smiles after reading this one.....mast post hai baap!!!

FireWhisky said...

lolz... congos on d century... n its loads f masti readin wt u write... so here's wishing u another 100... n dn anothr 100 (n on n on...)

crazyBugga said...

well ya... u r welcome... [:P]

Asha said...

""anyways.. i am feeling hungry.. so i just took handful of chips from the packet which my neighbour left on his seat"

thore chips idhar bhi paas kar deta moye marjane...


*book*

Drama Div@ said...

Here's to many many many more. Congrats.

Ashu said...

hehe, congs for the 100th post. Quite an achievement this indeed. Keep writing and albeit with greater frequency.

My first visit. Blogrollin ya. Good for me to read the humorous posts after lotsa dark gloomy posts outta my space.

Madhavi said...

Abhi...
quite a read huh...lolol..Retiremnt savngs quite an idea sochti hu main b tere se inspiration le hi loon :) n haan in sabke beech i forget oye puttar balle balle on 100th post..may it go on n on...n overall itz ws relly fun readng such a post...n whn it cmes to readng a frnd's post whther borng ya crappy ya meaningful al r sme coz in a way all r dilse n tht wh matters...hai na hai na :) so herez cheers to more of ur such post n also the milestone :)

Abhishek Khanna said...

@pri
i thot he read.. he flunked me in 2nd year also :(

@blog boy
thanx buddy

@kp
he saw it buddy .. :(

@sou
retirement savings is a nice option.. budhape ke liye kuch bacha lo bhai

@akanksha
thanx.. n yea . retirement savings is copyrighted by me :D

@fire-whiskey
hic.. yea.. thanx.. hic.. will surely write more.. hic

@crazy..
u too :O

@ashaaaaaaa
nahi dunga chips..jaan pe jokhim daalke chori kare the.. aie kaise de dun :x

@drama div
thanx a ton

@ ashu
thanx for blogrolling :)

@maddy
thanku ji.. retirement savings plan lagta hai bahut chalega.. :)

Shalini Gowrisankar said...

Congrats on your 100th post and good luck for many more to come.. The retirement savings thing was really funny :D Was heartily laughing after I read your post..

Red Soul said...

oh yea aye ganpat is a funny song :D I jus heard it last nite and laughed on the lyrics... he sings like.... subah he needs chai, evening daaru, ladki.. aur phir neend aa jaye..

I see mika in jhalak dikhla ja.. and he absolutely has no sense of..... um...... a lot of things.. like discipline.. rules... timings.. he jus cares abt his punjabi ppl and language.... and that also in a rude way :( but I like(d) him.

btw happy 100th post! :D

^*^Clouds^*^ said...

You're one crazy blogger!

Anyway,cool blog!

Kalyan said...

lovely reading this post....congrats on your 100th post...keep going!

swatimala said...

congrats on ur 100th post...

n i think this is just the beginning

Abhishek Khanna said...

@shalini
gee .. thanx.. u also start saving for retirement

@kalyan
thanx :)

@swatimala
:) i knw,,...

@red
I love that song tooo :)

@clouds..
:O how do u knw m crazy??

Animesh said...

शतक की बधाई हो खन्ना जी!
Good plan about the fwd emails. Also, there are those emails that ask you to fwd so some poor chap's old dying daughter can live... only that the daughter has been 3 for the past 4 years that you have been getting this email :-). I usually send those people a link to the relevant snopes.com article.

neways.. I digress ... once again.. congrats!
-A

Abhishek Khanna said...

@animesh bhayya
Gee.. thanx bhayya for dropping by.. m really honoured .. aap bhi retirement savings start kar do .. after 60 years also we will have mails that uski daughter is 4 year old :D

Madhavi said...

@ Abhi..
Welcome hai ji aur haan mazza aayega maddy kaha to..way 2 go,magar 'mads' aur b changa lagta hai na...warna maddy b changa hai ji..koi gal nahi :D haan haan retiremnt savng scheme kafi mast hai :) n door tak chalega :D

Reeta Skeeter said...

congrats!

Abhishek Khanna said...

@maddy
maddy maddy maddy

@reeta
thanx

Madhavi said...

Haan abhi ..tmne bulaya aur hm chale aaye :) :) :)

Abhishek Khanna said...

@maddy
hahaa.. u r online whole day kya?
my gtalk id is ak.bond

Madhavi said...

Abhi...
sudhar ja na.... plssssss :p
n mez remaining online hmmmm ummm whole day to nahi par most of the time haan zarur ..btw sent u an invite already..so cya der :)

Abhishek Khanna said...

okie..

Sameera said...

Congrats on your 100th post!I recently completed my 50th,have such a long way to go...Sigh!

apunbindaas said...

but the song Oye Ganpat was good

during the day chai..in the evening daru and in the night girls..hehe..

 

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