These days everyone is going gaga over marriages, anyone and everyone you know is either attending a marriage or getting married .. neither did anyone invited me nor i am getting married :( So all i can do is just listen to the marriage ceremony tales.. actually some people do send invitation cards at my home but my parents dont take such an irritating kid with them :(
last time they took me was a cousins engagement party
Well someone rightly said about marriages" marriage is a slow poison which eats up all your friends" people get married/committed then they want to spend all their time with their partners and start neglecting their friends, they want to save some their cellphone bills also for calling that special one so they stop misusing it by calling their friends.. :-( in short if you remember some committed/married friend who contacted you on his own., that must have been only a hii popped up on gtalk.. that is your bad luck if your company has blocked gtalk .. :O
Talking about marriages.. there are 2 categories... you already know my views on arrange marriages.. if not read it here
a nice saga of honeymooning couples after arrange marriages :))
Oh before i forget, other kind of marriages are love marriages.. now the incidents i am going to tell are real and actually happened with my friends.. all i could do is LOL
Episode 1
His cell rings.. The gal from the other end shouts so loud that we all sitting in the room have to close our ears to prevent ourselves from getting deaf..
Girl-your phone is busy from past half an hour, whom were you talking to?
Boy-(stammering) was talking to mom..
G-Mom se half an hour? u liar.. tell me the name of the gal you were talking to
B-(with sweat on his brows) Sacchi- was talking to mom only she was telling me about xys's marriage...
G-u liar!!! u dont love me anymore.. u cheat!!!
SLAM!!!.. beeep beeep beeeep... poor guy.. he was really talking to his mom
Episode 2
Scene of a hotel
G-Chiii -yuck.. dont u have manners.. why are you eating with hands
B-My parents sent me to a hindi medium school, they don't teach us how to eat with fork and knives.
G-huh.. you will eat like this in front of my parents.. they will outrightly reject you
B-they cant .. my take home salary is 1.5 per month!!
G-you measure my parents love by money.. huh...snif snif.... don't talk to me.. BYE(tears dropping from her eyes)
poor guy had to eat whole meal himself.. doesn't matter anyways.. gal would have eaten a spoon or two.. figure conscious you know! :P
Episode 3
Valentine day
B-hey honey... look what i got for you( red roses it was)
G-thanx honey..(searches in between the roses when searched thoroughly her face is more red than roses) What! no diamond ring, no necklace..Sheelas Husband is giving her a ring worth 1Lakh!! you don't love me, i am getting fat na :(
Phew..
Episode 4
Tring Tring
B-Hello
G-sniff-sniff
B-you got cold?
G-you wont understand me ever, i am crying
B-Who died? :O
G- your love for me! you wont ever understand my emotions and feelings!(as if talking about some rocket science)
B-what did i do now?? :O
G-Nothing.. you have changed .. u don't love me as much .. i can feel it..
B-but what did i do now..
G-huh.. i wont talk to you.. sob sob.. dont make me cry more.. sob sob..
SLAM!! and her fone was switched off for 2 days...!!
Phew.. these people scare me .. really.. :(
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
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ahem ahem...i smell something really fishy...:p
**slam!! and her phone WAS switched off for 2 days...!!**
AHA!!! caught u there ;p
i rest my case!...heehee
heheheh very funnny...not all the time!
silly you!not always its like that yaa...ask me...my wonderful golden boy friend has turned a moron after joining office...he now lacks romance is always tired/busy/sleepy or something or the other...
i am ow scared to be married to him formally?though at times i already feel married to him anyway
Very very funny. I m laughing all the way. I m privy to such cases (not mine), but this happens and Abhi puts it in his typical humorous ways..........
ROTFL...
ladkiyon ko badnaam kar rahe ho yaar...hum itne bure bhi nahi hain yaar...;-)
Episode 4
Tring Tring
B-Hello
G-sniff-sniff
B-you got cold?
G-you wont understand me ever, i am crying
B-Who died? :O
G- your love for me! you wont ever understand my emotions and feelings!(as if talking about some rocket science)
B-what did i do now?? :O
G-Nothing.. you have changed .. u don't love me as much .. i can feel it..
B-but what did i do now..
G-huh.. i wont talk to you.. sob sob.. dont make me cry more.. sob sob..
SLAM!! and her fone was switched off for 2 days...!!
Phew.. these people scare me .. really.. :(
kaun hai bhai??? ahem ahem :P
i kinda sense that you will end up in an arranged marriage....
ok... i invited evry1 on my latest post 2 my wedding... n u was included in evry1... 2nd - i dnt knw uncle n aunty bt i shall ask them 2 specifically bring u wid em wn dey come 2 my wedding... 3rd - all frends hu r committed/married do not neglect every1 else... dr r always exceptions... 4th - i lk a guy hu talks 2 his parents 4 an hour evryday... 5th - i lk a guy hu eats wid his hands... eating wid a fork n knife all d time seems pretentious 2 me... 6th - im nt big on valentines day... 7th - im nt a drama queen [:P] so relly... i m d exception (if it seems 2 u tat im bragging - I AM!!!) [:P]
btw - d last joke... trin trin... damn funny!!!
@pri
u are heading in an absolutely wrong direction.. i mentioned these happened wid my frnds nt me
@phoenix
i din say its always like tht but yeah 99.99% of the time its like tht only :D
@ashu
gee thanx
@shruti
maine kab kaha bure ho.. main to bas kuch real life incidences bata raha tha :D
@sourish bhayya
aapki hi real story hai ;)
@magic in words
haha.. lets c..
@fire whiskey
hic.. oh my god.. both of u are really exceptions!!! :D :P
ROFL ....
Alright ....Let me tell you some golden words...this is expresssion in first year of marriage ; after that you will get used :D :D :D
Everybody knows that Marriage is like going in a deep well bt still everybody would like to have a ride of it.
@sunshine
very true.. very true
@sandhya
yea :( :)
hmmmm.....
kya hogya medaku dearie...i didnt knw this would come up..did i knw it...hmmm ummmmm :P
Phew.. these people scare me .. really.. :(
kaun hai yeh sab,they scare u or make u laugh for the day...:P made me laught atleast :P
roflol.......... =)) dont worry so much, this doesnt happen with everyone. In the last scene, the guy wudnt have been in trouble if he had jus said "baby I still luv u so much.... u r on my mind 24 7... jus rite now I was thinking if my gal had her dinner... did u eat, sweetheart?" LOL and such stupid romantic thigns wudve stopped the crying babe and her phone wudnt have been switched off!
It takes dumb guys to make girls look dumber!
Interested to get married kya?
HEHE!
It takes dumb guys to make girls look dumber!
lol
funny post....
dude marriage is an anti democratic principle according to me.....
you no longer have freedom of thought, speech or anything :)
I found your blog from a link....
@maddy
tum bhi un logo mein se shamil ho jo marriages enjoy kar rahe hain :x
@red soul
aaila.. will tell this thing to that guy.. how dumb he is
@clouds
free ho kya?
@sourish
lolz
@ceedy
welcome here :)
Heyyyyyyy bhagwannnnnnn tu b na..... :P ab kaha jaun mein....:(
good post dude....:)
hehe.....
Very true...
I am undergoing from same stuff.....
had fun reading.....
pity the guys who have such gfs!
and i also feel tht guys have the emotional range of a teaspoon. if only they say a few nice things, maybe the gals wont act so dumb
Grrrrrr.....!
hehe crazy post...i loved episodes 1 and 4...so typically u described gal..lol
no matter what..men & women will never stop pulling each others legs...!!!
This was a frivolous read...LoL
@maddy
mad mad maddy
@kp
:)
@blogboy..
hehe thanx buddy
@swatimala.
oh really :O
@clouds
kya hua :D
@annie
i just presented the truth :D
@wildflower
:D
thanx for dropping by
27 comments! boy, u r popular!!
@red
babes u made me popular
:)
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