.. Karlo Dunia Mutthi mein ..Finally vexed up by my idiotic behaviour.. my parents decided to send me to agra ka Pagalkhana.. which u can see in the pic above.. to see more pics of me and pagalkhana click here
Last weekend my family took me to mathura and agra trip.. Mathura to visit temples and wash away all my sins.. which i have accumulated over years irritating people, and then to Agra.. to send me to agra pagalkhana...Trip was awesome.. First we went to mathura.. and then it began
Suddenly out of somewhere, some guy was popping out of nowhere..saying something something in sanskrit.. putting his hand on everyones head .. and then asking for some daan dakshina.. :O .. then by his own will n permission becomes our guide.. inspite of my saying we dont need u
"bhayya hum kuch maang thodi rahe hain.. hum to logo ka bhala kar rahe hain.. accha lage to hame kuch daan kar jayega.." wat the fuck.. inspite of finding solace in such nice n beautiful places the atmosphere was tooo much irritating.. and i had to shout again n again to send them off...finally i had to say to an old man.. " unclejee aap ki umra ka lihaaz kar raha hun.. mujhe maa behan karne par majboor mat kijiye..warna aaapki bahut buri faad sakta hun".. that was it.. and suddenly the whole bunch vanished ... so everyone who is going to any such relegious plae.. remember this mool mantra :D
And then i realised the biggest mistake of my life.. i went there wearing a Cargo pants.. it had 18 pockets.. so the security guards were checking each and every pocket.. they took whole 7 minutes to check me.. whereas other normal people passed the test in 30 seconds.. :( ... and upar se i suppose i look a bit weirdo types.. one security guard checked even my wallet..for paper bomb i suppose..:(
moral of the story.. wear only chaddi baniyan while going to such high security places.. :(((
then we proceeded towards agra.. its a nice place.. except the enterance towards taj mahal is bit conjusted..Well hindustani culture comes in again.. a guy comes n whispers in my ear.. "bhaisahab thoda jaldi andar pahunchna hai ? 150 Rs per person" .. i askd " why u know some tunnel which shaj jahan built?".. and he frowned and vanished :D
Aaila .. kya mast cheez banai hai Shaj Jahan uncle nein.. mast kharcha kara hoga.. :O i mean it was sooooo oooooossssssum... he made many many places whr one can stand n take pics :D
After roaming there for about couple of hours we had lunch at Ratan da Dhaba.. n came back...
thats all for now.. will b back after sometime :)
Last weekend my family took me to mathura and agra trip.. Mathura to visit temples and wash away all my sins.. which i have accumulated over years irritating people, and then to Agra.. to send me to agra pagalkhana...Trip was awesome.. First we went to mathura.. and then it began
Suddenly out of somewhere, some guy was popping out of nowhere..saying something something in sanskrit.. putting his hand on everyones head .. and then asking for some daan dakshina.. :O .. then by his own will n permission becomes our guide.. inspite of my saying we dont need u
"bhayya hum kuch maang thodi rahe hain.. hum to logo ka bhala kar rahe hain.. accha lage to hame kuch daan kar jayega.." wat the fuck.. inspite of finding solace in such nice n beautiful places the atmosphere was tooo much irritating.. and i had to shout again n again to send them off...finally i had to say to an old man.. " unclejee aap ki umra ka lihaaz kar raha hun.. mujhe maa behan karne par majboor mat kijiye..warna aaapki bahut buri faad sakta hun".. that was it.. and suddenly the whole bunch vanished ... so everyone who is going to any such relegious plae.. remember this mool mantra :D
And then i realised the biggest mistake of my life.. i went there wearing a Cargo pants.. it had 18 pockets.. so the security guards were checking each and every pocket.. they took whole 7 minutes to check me.. whereas other normal people passed the test in 30 seconds.. :( ... and upar se i suppose i look a bit weirdo types.. one security guard checked even my wallet..for paper bomb i suppose..:(
moral of the story.. wear only chaddi baniyan while going to such high security places.. :(((
then we proceeded towards agra.. its a nice place.. except the enterance towards taj mahal is bit conjusted..Well hindustani culture comes in again.. a guy comes n whispers in my ear.. "bhaisahab thoda jaldi andar pahunchna hai ? 150 Rs per person" .. i askd " why u know some tunnel which shaj jahan built?".. and he frowned and vanished :D
Aaila .. kya mast cheez banai hai Shaj Jahan uncle nein.. mast kharcha kara hoga.. :O i mean it was sooooo oooooossssssum... he made many many places whr one can stand n take pics :D
After roaming there for about couple of hours we had lunch at Ratan da Dhaba.. n came back...
thats all for now.. will b back after sometime :)
17 comments:
this reminded me of my trip to rumtek... its a monastery near gangtok (sikkim) i had a backpack, my lappy and another bag thing on my shoulder... u shud hv seen d looks the security personnel gave me... lk i ws gona explode any second now... sad na, wt man hs made f man?
nice 2 c u hd fun tho...
Hey Agra jaane wale pagal..
Quite a trip huh...kool..n mantra mast hai...sahi kaha line pe lana k liye yeh sab dialogue delivery karni hi padti hai :P n if u r pagal mez to m totally out n Maddness personified u'l soon knw abt this distictive feature in me :D in times to come..poor u had undergo security check tht reminds me i shud nevr go in a cargo to any hig sec place :P n 150Rs :O :O kya yaar shahjahan k paas paise the iske matlab hai ab uske descndnts hum se hapde paise tch tch kya society :p
on the whole cool trip i wanna go agra too pata mere ghar walon ko kab buddhi aagyi to send this pagal to pagalkhane :P
n yes pics were vry wel taken spcly the ambani n shahjahan combo then karlo taj mutti mein :)
My trip to Varnasi was quite eventful as well, but for all irritating reasons.. There were people trying to help us out, even without askin and later forcing us to pay a huge sum for it...
Agra was good, I enjoyed the camel ride to Taj Mahal
oye...toh janab bina kisi ko bataye chale gaye taj mahel dekhne huh??
getting back is it? :-/
had u mentioned about agra ka tajmahel main bhi aa jati apne aap ko bharti karne ke liye ;P...
yaa about those irritating ppl who call themselves guide, i had similar experiences at cal...gawd!!they were more like thugs following u everywhere even if u kept insisting they shudent...apparently i couldent speak "aapki wali shudh bhasha" ...heehee.so it was tough to drive them away..it was damn irritating :(
nice to know u had a gr8 time ..njoy!:)
its been ages...may be in my next trip to india...will have definately visit the Taj Mahal...:)Write more about other things can be seen in agra..:)
mool mantra :p
lol
yeah! par mummy papa k sath tour mein thoda mushkil hai dena .afta all m dere good boy :P
and abt security..oye khote waha CISF hai kuchh nhi bolne ka meri DAd ki force hai wo...jab log bade kaam k baad paper soap se hath dho sakte hai :p ..tu wallet mein paper bomb bhi le ja sakta hai :x:x:x
and abt terii foto :p
kinna golu molu ho gya hai..paka marvadi seth lag rha hai
gollu molluu :P
No inputs from me...neva been to agra or mathura.But wanna see takj mahal for sure once & mathura ke pede are famous.Did u try them?
lol. ur first pic is so funny. u knwo the way they try to catch the sun or taj mahal in/on their hands.
Nice post...enjoyed reading it!!! :-)
I just came to know that i had forgotten to blogroll u...so daoing that now.tk cr and keep writing
thanks for sharing. Love your Agra travel tips.
Oh...
MOre security than the Airport it self...
Hehehe...
Good one.....
When I was in Nepal Me too experienced simmilar kind of "SECURITY CHECK" to visit one of the temple.....
HEHE
Sounds like u had a mast time re!
Mujhe bhi vacation leni chahiye :(
@fire - Whiskey
yea.. security people do irritate shareef people like us a lot
@madhavi
thanx :)
@shalini
hey u went to varanasi?? i have studies thr for 4 years.. nw back to my delhi
@pri
tum bhi to akeli bhag gai thi ghoomne ek hafte ke liye
@kp
ya sure will try to write more
@sourish
:P
@annie
yea i got bagfuls of mathura ke pede and agra ka petha
@red soul
Thanx :P
@akanksha
thanx for blogroolling me
@drama div
:)
@blogboy
yea.. thesy irritate tooo much at times
@teal
then go for a vaccation... bunk the office for friday n monday ;)
Nice reading about your trip...Agra & Mathura indeed are some beautiful places & we too really enjoyed there & wish to visit again & again!
I want to go back and click a similar pic @ the taj (the first one)
maybe this winter. not much of a drive anymore anyway :)
thanks for dropping by!
Haha...must have been quite a trip there. I know all these ppl who say they are trying to make our trip comfortable..and instead end up taking all the comfort away! I wish they wud respect once privacy and freedom and leave them alone...jisko madad ki zaroorat hogi woh khud maang lega...
And about those cargo pants...I remember once asking a security guard if he had ever found a gun or a bomb in any of the handbags they frantically check all day long at the malls and other places...the question caught him off-gaurd and his expression said it all!!
@kalyan
i agree.. :)
@ twilight
thanx for dropping by :)
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