Life is a vicious circle of Gambheer Samasya's with not so gambheer answers! Here in the furobiker world, we have always believed in solving problems through crowd sourcing! Bole to junta ki aawaz! Some of our old works include How to patao a ladki in colony diwali celebrations (link) and also a deep discussion on differences between Alu Tikki and Alu Chaap (link) !
So other day, while i was slogging my ass in office working on something totally irrelevant to my long term career plans of becoming Rakheejee's co star in the biggest holywood movie ever made, by the way, trust me that will be the biggest super-hit of all times (please leave aside rajneekant movies, i dont know why people are so mad about that gross stuff!) Anyways, sorry i got carried away, so i was working in office for some 14 hours while my Mech gang was discussing an earth shattering, top secret problem relating to national defense! Well.. errr.. sort of!
For the illiterates, this is what a chaddi is - click here
Now considering that over 50% of the population of India lives in Delhi and Mumbai (ok!! stop wondering, have you ever seen traffic jams in these two cities in the peak hours?!?) And lets assume mumbai has more people living in it (Sala aadha India hero banne ke chakker mein mumbai jaake baith jaata hai!) So anyways, our assumption says population of mumbai is around 30 crores!! So this "geeli chaddi trouble" is not only for my dear sarkari friend but also his 30 crore fellow-aspiring-movie-stars problem! Anyways, so here is a list of potential
1) Buy 30 new chaddis, one for each day. Rains can not last for more than a month! Wash all of them together once the monsoons are over! (Lagta hai iske baap ki chaddiyo ki dukaan hai, fokat advertizing kar raha hai yaha!
2) Buy a washing machine with a dryer!! (intelligent fellow i must say! Washing machine ke paise tera chacha dega?)
3) Tie a thread on the fan, and then tie your chaddi on the thread!! Ghoom ghoom ke ek din sokh hi jayegi!!
4) Polythene ki chaddi banwa lo!! Na geeli hogi, na koi tension!!
5) Lungi (link) pehanna chalu kar do!
6) Last but not the least, one guy got frustrated and replied! - Kya bakwaas hai, jis din na sookhe, us din mat pehno! (awesome idea!! err.. but dont try this at home!, The furobiker group is not responsible for any cuts/impotency caused by the zip of your pant if you follow this method :P :D :D )
Its been barely a week and i even spotted a chick in the market near my home wearing a t-shirt having that symbol! :O I just wish she was a bit 'not-so-fat' so that the symbol would retain its original dimensions :D
So any idea where will this symbol be used? I mean except for the profile pics of the people who are living examples of the mustache guy from rang de basanti! The government can not print whole new currency with the new symbol. All international reports are published in dollars and euros. Hell, there isn't a way to type it even as of now! So just use a pic of it as of now while writing long long blog posts about the use(less)full-ness of the whole exercise !
By the way, who says there are no blondes in India? Start following Sherlin Chopra on Twitter! I bet rakheejee can beet Sherry hand down in an IQ test! But..well..ummm.. Sherry sometimes posts some nice pics of somethings somethings having silicon somethings somethings.. so its worth following her at times ;) As i search more on twitter, i find more and more interesting people to follow. Its really cool to see how can people write so funny and deep things in 140 characters. And yeah, and also how people spare so much time to tweet useless stuff whole day! :D :D
Somehow my gut feeling says, half of the stadiums and venues will not be ready for the Commonwealth games 2010. Other day, i was passing by the games village near ghaziabad/noida and it looked nothing more than a pile of debris left out after a massive earthquake! Flyovers are under construction, some or the other venue falls when there is a rain of even 2MM in Delhi, unofficial road side swimming pools are available in plenty, and people are still fighting over the length of miniskirts of the cheer leaders who are supposed to dance in the opening ceremony! Ki farak painda hai ! Humne kaunsa 100 meter race me bhagne jaana tha! :D
So how are things out here in the blog world? Why is everyone else also behaving like a laaazy octopus and taking years to update their blogs? wait a minute! Do octopuses have their own blogs? :D :D :P
PS: Check this site for any information relating to euro tail lights
Updated: If you do not know what i am talking about, please check these articles - Article 1, Article 2, Article 3
I mean come on! Steve Jobs - you must be a genius while handling press conferences and maybe while thinking about new products and ideas.But then you should realize that you are no more than just another human being and every human being makes mistakes! So just accept it when you fuck up your antennas in the new iPhone 4 !
Its really lame and disgusting on your part to ask a consumer to change the way he holds his phone just because you do not know when to stop taking your new product to beauty parlors instead of proper prototype testing labs! (or worse, your engineers even drop the prototypes in random bars across the country!) There is damn real evidence all over the web showing that your iPhone antenna is screwed when people hold it in their left hands, thereby joining the upper and lower half of the phone body and hence shorting the antenna! So just stop being a stubborn egoist and replace the damn unbaked handsets of all the consumers whom you shipped just to show off how much you can sell on day one instead of focusing on how good your product is!
This kaand by apple, will henceforth be known as Apple Antennae-gate Kaand! (sounds like some sleazy mms kaand :D )
Before you ask, Yes i am an Android Fanboy
