Monday, January 09, 2012

Moron Watch # 1

Since this blog was created with the vision of insulting people (FAQ), let me carry this tradition further with pinpointing few more idiotic incidents which I witness in daily life! (Yeah, I am mean that ways! :D ) 


So exactly how much effort does it take for a person to climb up to first floor using stairs? Tough question!

Daily, (well almost daily) I see a cute chick wait for approximately 8-10 minutes for the lift (its a busy building you see). Finally, when she gets into the lift, she very carefully scans all the buttons inside the lift! (Actually I feel she is either dumb or dyslexic, and gets confused seeing so many numbers! :D ) After scanning the numbers for approximately 30 seconds, she presses  the button for the - wait for it - First Floor!! 

Every singly day, she repeats the same ritual!! And every single day, I am like What the Fuck dude!!
 
So the first Moron Watch award goes to the Lift Girl !! Taaliyan!! :D :D

... for spending 8 minutes 30 seconds waiting for the lift, every single day, instead of taking the stairs, which would take her less than 30 seconds to reach her office!! And secondly, getting confused with the button numbers every single day! As they say, beauty and brains... ...  :D :D 

Posted by The Furobiker at Monday, January 09, 2012 8 comments
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Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Beautiful Beautiful Words

I always refrain from writing not-so-happy stuff on this blog, but sometimes, you read something so true, something with which you can relate so closely, that you just can't refrain yourself.

I know I can never write so simply and yet so beautifully, so I am going to paste few lines written by Om Malik on his tech blog. Most of you reading this, won't be able to relate to what he is saying, but the ones, that are leading a broken life like me, will surely feel the emotion in his words.

When my life hiccuped, like it has for so many others who go through similar events, I was wondering if it would ever be same. I wasn’t too thrilled with how things had turned out. I was forced to deal with life’s unpredictability and unfortunately there isn’t a manual for dealing with that. You just have to get up every morning and deal with it. Sometimes it is depressing and sometimes it fun. But most of the time it is just a state of existence.

Sigh..  indeed.. it is just a fucking state of existence...

Posted by The Furobiker at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2 comments
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